"They say a duck's quack doesn't echo. Be wary of such fallacies. As long as mankind has populated the blue planet, waterfowl friends have stood by our side, providing unflappable answers to life's great mysteries. As human civilization acquired new power, so came greed and fear, and that fear attempted to silence the flying Antidae. Smear campaigns (not to mention schmear campaigns), accusations of reptilian fraternizing and French cuisine caramelizing: all were attacks on the character and the credibility of these stoic birds."

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Posted by Duck Sauce